Crazy, Random “Chris Rock Thing”
Here's a great article by a woman in New York who was assigned Chris Rock's old cell phone number.
CALLER: Is Chris there?
LAURA: [Inquires politely] Who's calling?
CALLER: It's Spike.
LAURA: [Mischievously inquisitive] From…?
CALLER: [Blurts out, in an annoyed tone] It's Spike Lee.
LAURA: [Speechless, stunned, mouth frozen open. Guess wasn't
quite ready enough to “tackle the unknown.” Takes longer than
usual to respond, and when does, does so very slowly] Uh… well…
actually… you have the, uh… wrong number.