From my room at the Marriott Marquis on Times Square in New York...this was so dumb, it was worth the effort to re-type the whole thing. No additional commentary needed; it's so absurd it stands on its own as a monument to self-importance.
BOTTLED WATER
The only gustatory indulgence where no matter how much you over-indulge you're doing your body and your senses immeasurable good.
We have carefully selected our bottled water offerings from the finest available in the world, each with its unique taste characteristics.
Bottled water adds only good things to your health and fine dining experience.
Ordering a bottle of water is a secure, responsible method for preserving the earth's water supply. In fact a global forum on water in Stockholm concluded "free water [tap] leads to wasted water."
Aside from the sensual beauty of an exquisite bottle of water placed on your table, after tasting different brands, you'll discover how pairing your water selection with the appropriate foods and wines, can be an exciting new tasting adventure.
PLEASE DIAL 1 for In-Room Dining to place your order
WATER SELECTIONS
$4.95 per bottle
VOSS
Still & Sparkling
800 ml
From a glacial fed aquifer in the wilderness of Norway, this artesian water is low in mineral content and recommended to accompany fine wines and complex foods.
SARATOGA
828 ml
From the foothillls of New York State's Adirondack Mountains, highly praised for its complex mineral content.
SAN PELLEGRINO
1 Liter
Sparking, natural mineral water from a deep spring where limestone and volcanic rocks impart a unique taste and tiny bubbles.
FIJI
1 Liter
From the exotic island of Viti Levu in Fiji, the source is an aquifer beneath volcanic highlands. Known for its light, smooth taste due to its high silica content.