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I wrote in mid-March about a girl who had gotten Chris Rock's old cell phone number assigned to her, and linked to her story about it. Now I find that there's an update to the story, and things get even more involved. Apparently, her story got around to some people who were, shall we say, [...]
Long John Silver's is giving everyone in America free Giant Shrimp to celebrate NASA's discovery of “a body of gently flowing saltwater” on Mars. Line up at 2:00pm on Monday, May 10 to get yours…
Here's a great article by a woman in New York who was assigned Chris Rock's old cell phone number. LAURA: [Curious, and ready to tackle the unknown] Hello? CALLER: Is Chris there? LAURA: [Inquires politely] Who's calling? CALLER: It's Spike. LAURA: [Mischievously inquisitive] From…? CALLER: [Blurts out, in an annoyed tone] It's Spike Lee. LAURA: [...]
I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. (From a jokespam I received)
Maybe it's just me, but I wasn't all that impressed with the ads on the Superbowl this year. I came into the game about the middle of the second quarter, and it sure seemed to me that the local station was running some of its own ads. BUT, if you're curious, I found a site [...]
Bottled water adds only good things to your health and fine dining experience. Ordering a bottle of water is a secure, responsible method for preserving the earth's water supply. In fact a global forum on water in Stockholm concluded “free water [tap] leads to wasted water.” Aside from the sensual beauty of an exquisite bottle [...]
I had wings for dinner last night at Taco Mac. The wings were great, but that's beside the point. When I got done, I grabbed the little moist towlette to clean up, and happened to notice the following printed on the back of the package: KARI-OUT WILL DONATE A PORTION OF THE PROCEEDS FROM THE [...]
An Australian goes on a safari in Africa, taking his pet dingo along for company. One day, the dingo starts chasing butterflies and before long discovers that he is lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch. The dingo thinks, “Gee, I'm in deep [...]
You are invited to take part in MOB ATL, the project that creates an inexplicable mob of people somewhere in ATL for ten minutes or less. Please forward this to other people you know who might like to join. This invitation reflects a significant change of venue from the previous invitation. INSTRUCTIONS/CHANGE OF VENUE – [...]
