Cool Toys for the New Toy

Here are a few cool toys for the Mustang…a little “wish list” for the new toy:

1) Sequential Taillight Kit — Makes the turn signals blink in sequential fashion; very retro and wicked cool

Mustang Sequential Taillight Kit

2) Clear Turn Signal Lights – Converts the standard amber turn signals into a nicer chrome/clear deal

Mustang Clear Turn Signal Lights

3) Chrome Halo Headlights – Love that BMW Halo Effect!  Downside is that I don’t think these will work on my Mustang, because I have the daytime running lights.

Mustang Chrome Halo Headlights

4) Red Caliper Covers w/ Mustang Logo – I always did like the look of red brake calipers. (Bummer!  These won’t fit my car, since I have 16″ wheels)

Red Mustang Brake Caliper Covers

5) Magnetic Blackout Panel – Just like those old Mustangs in the early 70′s!

Mustang Satin Black Rear Panel

The end of a MINI era…

I traded in my beloved MINI today on a 2008 Ford Mustang.  2008 Mustang

It hurt a little bit, because that MINI was a WONDERFUL car, but it was time to move on as the MINI was quickly approaching 100,000 miles, and there were major systems that were due to begin breaking any minute.

The Mustang has just 19,000 miles on it (so it’s still covered by factory warranty for a while), and is in phenomenal condition.  A very minor ding in the driver’s door and some trivial scratches on the center console are the only things that I have found that are less than perfect.  It’s a pretty basic car — with the base 4.0L V-6 engine — but is wonderfully fun to drive and remarkably comfortable.  Plenty of room for a big guy (I’m 6’6″ tall).

The best part?  I have instantly and irrevocably been elevated to the level of “Coolest Dad in the Universe” by Christopher.  Christopher is pretty sure that there is no better car on earth than the Mustang, and he’s still not sure that I really, truly bought one.  He’s already seen many years in the future, and has decided that it would be OK for this to be a hand-me-down car for him when he goes off to college.  We’ll see…

Homing Pigeons Faster than Broadband!

This is wonderful!  homing pigeonA company in South Africa is going to begin using homing pigeons to transfer data between its two offices, which are roughly 50 miles apart.  Currently they use broadband to transfer about 4GB of encrypted data between the facilities.  It takes about six hours to transfer the data.  Instead, they’ll put the data on a small card and attach it to the leg of a homing pigeon, and they figure the data transfer will be completed in less than an hour.

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Make huge $$ cleaning people’s teeth!

Every day I scan my spam quarantine to see if any legitimate mail got snagged in there.  Seldom do I find real mail, but I’m often amused at the subject lines on spam messages.

spamThe first message in the quarantine this morning gave me a giggle:

Dental Assistant $50/hr min. salary

“Hmm,” I thought to myself.  ”Could it really be that Dental Assistants make a minimum of $100,000/year (assuming they work full time)?!  That seems just a little bit high to me.”

So I looked it up.

According to Salary.com, the median expected salary for a Dental Assistant in the United States is $33,127.  Assuming full time (2,000 hrs/year), that works out to $16.56/hr.  I suppose it’s possible that they only work 13 hours a week, in which case the $50/hr figure might be correct, but either way, it’s just a little bit misleading.

Perhaps I should just move on to

The secret to making money online

or even

High paying jobs in criminal justice

But probably I’m just as likely to strike it rich with

Cash in with wholesale dropshippers

or

Get cash following you on Twitter

The sad thing is that something like 40% of my incoming mail is trapped as spam, and that’s fairly low.  I’ve heard statistics that upwards of 80% of the mail floating around on the Internet is spam.  What a waste!

Ride on a U2 Spy Plane

This is REALLY cool!  The video’s pretty long (11 minutes) but worth every single second.

(Passed along by Ken, originally shared on the Professional Pilot News blog.)

We’re Melting!

Barn Underwater - West Cobb County, Georgia - Villa Rica Rd. near Casteel Rd.

The barn in the picture above is about 2 miles from my house.  We’ve had probably close to eight inches of rain in the last 24 hours, and it’s getting surreal.  There’s localized flooding here and there (apparently Paulding County is worse off).  Hwy 78 through Snellville was shut down this morning for a while due to a mudslide across the road.  Cobb County schools announced earlier today that they would dismiss middle schools at 1:15pm (versus the usual 4:15pm), and elementary and high schools would let out at their usual times (2:50p and 3:30p or so).  All extracurricular activities tonight have been canceled. 

I’ve got a bit of water in my office, but there’s lots more in the office at the back of the building, where the storm drain has been overwhelmed and just can’t handle the volume of water that’s flowing down.  My friend Bud has been fighting a leak in his roof for a few days, but that’s the least of his problems right now; he now has water flooding into his basement through the foundation walls, presumably because the water table has risen so high.  I’d go help him bail, but he says that it’s impossible to get into (or out of!) his subdivision because the entrances are flooded.

And to make things interesting here at the office, the rising water has unleashed the ANTS…legions of them.  Fortunately for me, they’re all at the back of the building.  Rich took such delight in nuking them that it bordered — but only barely — on the perverse.

My very favorite commentary on all of it was this Facebook post from my friend, Mark Bullman:

 

I’m taking reservations for the Lido & Carnival decks of the new M-Ark I’ve been working on. We have limited availability because I have to fit 2 of every unclean & 4 of every clean animal on board. We at M-Ark Lines expect two other ships to be ready to sail from Paces Landing on the Chattahoochee in the next few days. So, contact your travel agent right away, spaces are filling quickly (like the tributaries).

 

 

When your MINI’s window gets stuck…

03_MINI_Cooper_SThe driver’s side window on my MINI Cooper has always been a bit temperamental.  Most of the time it works fine, but every so often it takes a vacation and will quit working.

The last time it happened, the car was going in for service anyway (to fix a cracked coolant overflow) so I had them check it.  They wanted $400 to put a new motor in it.  Hrumph.  I said I’d live with it.  Curiously, when I got the car back, it worked fine.  They claimed it was because they disassembled and reassembled the door to check it out.

It worked fine for about six months after that until about a month ago, when once again it took some time off.  I’ve been living with it.

A couple of days ago, I ran into a friend who has a similar ’03 MINI Cooper and we were comparing notes.  He’s got 126,000 on his MINI, I’ve got 95,000.  Both cars still drive like they’re new.  He just got new brakes (or something similarly expensive), I just got a new A/C Compressor.

Then Donna mentioned that my window has been on the fritz, and Pete blew my mind:

“Oh, that’s easy.  Hold the window switch down and hit the door hard about halfway between the door handle and the speaker.  Then let go of the switch and try it.  Should work fine.  I’ve been doing that for three years.”

Yeah, right.  I said I’d try beating up my car when I got home.

Doggone if it didn’t work!  It was like getting a new car!  I don’t know why I never thought of percussive maintenance before.

Thanks, Pete.

I offer this story here so that if anybody else has a MINI Cooper with windows that periodically stop working, perhaps it will be helpful to them as well…

Chrome for Mac OS X is here!

Google Chrome for Mac OS XThe boys (and girls) at Google have finally released a developer version of Chrome for Mac OS X!

They promise that it’ll be buggy and lack features and all of that good stuff, but I’ve downloaded and I’m running it, and I love it.  Ahh…Chrome!

Got a Mac?  Get you some Chrome

More Mac observations

Today I abandoned the Mac Mail application that comes with OS X in favor of Thunderbird.

In a way, I hated to do it.  Mac Mail is very nicely put together, with an elegant, simple interface and everything right where it ought to be.  But in my experience the IMAP support was flakey — particularly saving sent messages to a folder on the server.  In the entire time I used Mac Mail (about a week), it only managed to save ONE sent message to the server.  Tinkering with every possible setting never seemed to resolve the problem, and I tried every suggestion from half a dozen “solutions” that I found online.

So I downloaded Thunderbird this evening, and right off the bat it worked flawlessly.  Took about half an hour to configure all the bits and pieces the way I like ‘em and set up a custom signature.  Now everything works great and, sad so say, I have banished Mac Mail from the Dock and given its space to Thunderbird.

By the way, Coda is one wicked cool Web Development tool.  Highly recommended.

Houston, Tranquility Base here. The MacBook Pro has landed.

The proof of the pudding, they say, is in the eating.  And so far, I’m liking what I’m eating.

62288main_aldrin_ladderMy shiny new (refurbished) MacBook Pro arrived this morning via FedEx ground.  The timing stunk — I was up to my ears in alligators due to some network issues at the data center (turned out to be a DDoS targeting another client in the facility, but it was bringing our stuff to its knees).  Phone was ringing off the hook, and I was engaged in some serious geekified troubleshooting to determine if we had a problem.  (“Houston, we have a problem” is a whole different post!)

Anyway, I’ve spent the better part of this afternoon moving in and getting comfortable.  It is not nearly so jarring as I expected it would be.  Nor am I sure why I thought it would be jarring, except that in the past any time I touched someone else’s Mac I was terrified that I’d mess something up.  I guess that since this one is mine, I don’t have to worry about putting something where it’s not supposed to be.

Mail was easy enough to configure, and anything that runs in a browser works just like it does on my PC.  I’ve tried to use the Mac for all of my routine tasks this afternoon.  I figure that’s the quickest way to find those things that I need for day-to-day work: Just start working, and I’ll bump into them along the way.

I’ve installed OpenOffice 3.0, Microsoft’s very nice Remote Desktop Client (which allows me to easily connect to my Windows servers to manage them remotely), Cyberduck (for FTP), and VirtualBox.  My Linux background made it easy-peasy to configure keys in SSH so that I can remote into my Linux boxes; since the Mac runs UNIX underneath, it’s quite happy talking to Linux boxes.  I’ve connected to our file server and updated files with no problems.

As for the hardware itself, all I can say is that i’s stunning, as expected.  The fit and finish is truly amazing, and the little details are wonderful.  For example, close the lid of the laptop and you feel a satisfying pull as magnets lock it in place.  There’s no click-whump of a mechanical latch engaging as the lid closes.  It’s a minor difference, but tremendously satisfying.  The display is fabulous — uniformly bright and crisp.  The trackpad is terrific (although I generally dislike track pads and will likely use a Bluetooth mouse with this one most of the time); gestures are wonderfully intuitive and come naturally — like scrolling through a web pages by dragging two fingers down the trackpad.

All in all, I’m quite happy with what I’ve got here.  Still need to set up a virtual Windows machine for a few things (SQL Server Management Studio, Visual Studio, and Expression Web Developer come to mind).  I’m interested to see how well Windows runs on this thing virtually.